That Vol'jin body 'pillow' is his dead stuffed body. He had to much sex. The male night elves are now orcs.
Anonymous
That’s disgusting, Gorgon!Anon.
Good thing I’ve got resto training.
…. Can I order the now-orcs to leave?
~*~POOF~*~ the night elves have turned into trolls
Anonymous
~*~POOF~*~ Now you have a sexy Vol'jin body pillow
Anonymous
Yes this is good… But have the night elves left?
By the way, you know have 10 male night elves consorts giving you a lap dances.
Anonymous
You can try. All of your hair is purple and bushy. ALL of it, oh and it grows really fast.
Anonymous
I certaINLY WILL TRY.
Actually I lied, your hair can grow back, just it's purple and MUCH more bushy.
Anonymous
Can I at least dye it?
I would show my face, but you would turn to stone... So...
Anonymous
Then I shall call you Gorgon!Anon.
A trick? Pssh. Do I seem like a trickster? I'm an amazing nice and kind Anon.
Anonymous
I agree, of all the people who easily and remorselessly break my bones, you are the nicest out of all of them.
But I must practice some caution around anyone who is anonymous.
One of my first childhood lessons was to not take candy from faceless strangers, after all.
Nope. Hair will never grow on your body again, well unless you mange to find the anti-dote. Oh wait.. It's in that room. Want's some candy?
Anonymous
((AHA I’LL ANSWER YOUR NEXT ONE TOO))
You are now bald. Those potions have a side effect. COMPLETE baldness.
Anonymous
I miss my beard :(
I can at least regrow it, right?
